ISMs
Common sayings amongst readers and what they mean
These are their common sayings or “isms”. “ISM” means “distinctive practice” or way they go about things.
This doesn’t take away from the reading as far as them saying these things to others - just is just how they speak when giving readings.
Cookie Isms:
“When it gets to a year, when it gets to a year and you meet his family and friends” - this never happens
“You’re gonna loose weight” - 50/50 chance that will happen as it has with me - 1 prediction she got right - lost 15 pounds, the other she got wrong lol.
“I see you pregnant” - 50/50 chance she is right
“You’re not going to tell about him until - the spring or the summer" (or other timeframe - like 5-7 weeks or May July for example) - Means the relationship will end at that time
“I don’t see you in a relationship” - you will never be in a relationship, like ever with that person
“He is seeing other people - is around other people” = “People” means women or the opposite sex
“You are outgrowing what you do” - You are about to get fired, layed off or loose your job
“Remember me telling you this” - most likely will happen
“Eventually” - this will happen
“ I see” - most likely will happen
“It looks like “ - most likely will happen
“He looks possessive” - this means he could actually have a temper or bad attitude typically towards you
“He is jealous” - do not believe this most of the time, its another way of having a bad attitude - maybe not towards you
“Ca, ca, Canada?”
“New...ummm...New York?”
Woman of a different race
“Social media or online dating”
“He (she) thinks about you all the time”
“Thinks you're no longer compatible”
“You may have to be the initiator “- he doesn’t want anything to do with you
“There is a lack of communication”
“He goes quiet” - he isn’t gone but you aren’t hearing from him
Yona isms:
"You're shown as a work in progress" - You are still alive and have things to learn
"You're shown as the finished article" - I got this for work meaning that Ive mastered my field (basically to the point that I want to try something new)
"At an angle" - meaning it will not have a full affect, like a Tower influence
"The Devil Upright" - Long term implications - usually not dramatic. Pre-Destined event
"Wheel of Fortune" - Cycle of Changes coming up
"Queen of Cups" - THE EX or crazy woman associated in some capacity with your POI
"Progressive" means that the relationship has a bit more potential than what it does at the moment
"Ongoing connection" means that this person may not be romantic but will still be around in some capacity but then may eventually fade away
"Breakthrough" may mean a finality to the situation
"You have a choice" doesnt mean that you have 2 hot bachelors on your hands and you're having a hard time picking a cookie from the cookie jar...its basically deciding to leave one of the guys alone
These Cookie-isms are so on point, Sparkle. I am laughing on the couch.
If I wanted to be with a dude and I heard, "Well, I'm not seeing a relationship..." from her - I should have run. It's the kiss of death. With my now boyfriend I casually asked about him after dating a month or so and she was like, "Oh yeah, he could be your boyfriend and you can have everything you want here with this man and he sees a future with you" and that was when we were barely dating and I was still hung up on and calling about someone else. We have been together over 2 years now. So ol' Cookie can see pretty far out and a definite "path" for someone you ask about and I guess some sorta outcome if that's what you want to call it? But she believes in LOA so much she will never straight up say "NO NEVER" - she will just SAY what she doesn't SEE.
The other Cookie-ism that makes me LOL (and cry...but like lol..) is the, "You'll be able to tell about him in a year..." or "You won't be able to tell about him for a year" etc, whatever way she puts it.. yeah, that means you'll be able to tell because it's probably over or you've walked away because it hasn't gone the way you wanted. I have had this one happen with a couple guys I asked about and can confirm.
Last one, "You may have to be the initiator" - this person is not reaching out and doesn't want to. The end.
After all these years reading with her - I wish she would shoot us all straight BUT at least we can compare notes.
