Has Cookie ever mentioned anyone’s ummm period to them?
She got some precise gynecological issues for me that she sees clearing up.
Ahem
Cookie straight up said "your tits your tits are coming up" I said wait what? "she said your tits, your guy wants to grab em and suck em"
#DEAD LOL
Omfg!!! Cookie!!!!
I think I would die if she said something like that to me. Die of laughter.
The most she told me was (southern drawl), “Naaahhow didn’t I tellll you to qwuit having sex wit him?”
Um no, I don’t recall that but she was right.
Hahaha omg tits. I cannot stop laughing 😂
OMG yes! I DIED on the phone
with my POI#1 on a call last year she said "why does it look like he is having seizures in the bed?!" I said "because im good in the bed!"
She said "shut up girl lol, he looks like his eyes are rolling back in his head and he cant control himself because of somethn you do"
HAHAHAHA
In that same call about my POI #4 she said my POI #1 would come back around and find out im dating someone else and she said "he'll throw you on the bed and say why you taking that pu$$x away from me, SAY YOU LOVE ME...he will have you thrown around like R Kelly"
That woman is off the chain!!