When he asked me “is there anything else you’d like to know” I was like “well, where are the predictions? What you said is pretty generic and can apply to anyone” and his response was “are you asking me for birthmarks?”
Like really? I’m paying you $5/minute and all you told me was “I feel affection” “I feel caring” “I feel communication needs to be better” “I feel distance” OMG THEN had the nerve to ASK ME if that was physical or emotional... fuck if I’m telling you, you should know.... so I responded with “not sure” because that’s HIS job to know, not mine. Oh and let’s not forget the ever-so-clever “patience” line.
Yup, that was literally my reading. Great, right?